Here are some jokes!

Q: Why does cinerella suck at socor?
A: Because she always runs away from the ball

Q: Why is gaston the most peaceful disney villian?
A: Because he won the no-belle prize

Q: What disney character can count the highest?
A: Buzz lightyear, to infinity and beyond

Q: Why was tigger in the bathroom so long?
A: He had pooh stuck in him