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Chris: DeAndre you are being just so lazy and selfish with cleaning our house. I am doing all the work, cleaning all day, and honestly so stressed.
DeAndre: Not true, I help you just do not notice
Chris: Stop lying, I always clean after your messes. Maybe I never notice because you do it once every two months.
DeAndre: Unlike you, I make something out of myself and have a job. That's why I am so busy. How many times have I helped you cover for rent because you recently got fired.
Chris: Wow, so I have to be a maid here just because I do not work right now!
DeAndre: No I never said that, you just have more time on your hands. At least I cook sometimes.
Chris: Oh my god, I am SOO sorry pre made microwaved food is such a hassle! Also, if you want to talk about money, who bought all the furniture in this house, me.
DeAndre: You are not nearly as stressed as me. Honestly stop or else. Clean the house or stop talking. Move out for all I care.
Chris: Did you just threaten me? You are so aggressive and violent. Stop thinking I am afraid of you. I am taking all of MY furniture and leaving this house. Maybe this time hire a maid because you can not clean on your own.
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